What flavor are your buns?

“I have small wheat buns, Heather has large white buns.”

Have To's

“I don’t know. I don’t really like it. Heather watches American Idol. ... I have to watch it with her.”

On Sewing

“She’s my little pincushion.”
(In reference to Heather)

No Title Does This Justice

"I want to lick the ebony."
(With his tongue in a pack of pudding)

More on the Chain Gang

"Wait til I get my chain gang, it'll be great."

Walking Down The Aisle

"That would be silly, he would lose his freedom."
(In reference to getting married.)

Wife Swapping is the Future

"I can always trade up."
(in reference to Heather)