And There Was Prancing

(While I am working quietly away at my own desk, staring at my computer monitor)

Theo: "Why are you lookin' at me?"
Me: "What?"
Theo: "YOU! You are lookin' at me!"
Me: "Uhhh"
Theo: "Do you need a closer look?"

(Theo prances across the room and stands 3" from my face)

Theo: "There! All better?"
Me: "Uhhh"